The Pretender
Sometimes you have to feel bad for the pretender, and we all know at least one.
The pretender simply wants to be involved in the conversation; he wants to be “one of the guys”.
This person will make comments like “The Rangers really have looked good lately, right?”, when in actuality the team has lost five straight.
When you speak with a pretender, you almost start to feel embarrassed for them because you know that they have no idea what they are talking about.
But rather than just keep their thoughts to themselves, they feel the need to continue flapping their gums until they’ve completely discredited themselves.
It’s cool if you don’t watch every New York Rangers game dude, but just stop pretending.
