This spoiled rotten Boston fan has attended 10 championship parades at 15-years-old

This spoiled rotten Boston fan has attended 10 championship parades at 15-years-old, prompting me to question my miserable existence.

This spoiled rotten Boston sports fan has now attended 10 championship parades at the age of 15. 

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Myself, on the other hand, has witnessed just six titles in my 33-years of existence on this Earth (New York Yankees, Jets, Knicks and Rangers).

The cruelty of this reality couldn’t be fiction.

Meet Twitter user @donniedanger9, the account for which Barstool’s KFC has come to loathe because, just like myself, KFC is a New York sports fellow. They’ve gone back and forth, traded shots and despised one another in a playful way while knowing just how phenomenal these Boston youths have had it over the last decade and a half.

Just another day, another sob story coming from the mouths of New York sports fans everywhere.

I’ll tell you what, though. These freaking Boston kids are going to grow up all wrong. When the tide turns and these New England organizations turn sour, they won’t know what to do with themselves.

For now, I continue to cry.

H/T Twitter, @donniedanger9

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