Of course Eli Apple’s mother Annie Apple would pick the New York Giants as her preseason Super Bowl favorites. She only works for ESPN.
You’ve already soaked in our official 2016 NFL Preview and Predictions for the brand-spanking new season. Actually, we’re sure you’ve seen everybody’s official 2016 NFL Preview and Predictions for the new football season.
Everybody does it. It’s the coolest (Adam Sandler, Billy Madison voice; “call me Miles Davis”).
So, “Why not hear what Annie Apple has to say about the now live season thanks to the Denver Broncos and Carolina Panthers opening it up.
Annie, of course, the mother of New York Giants first-round rookie cornerback Eli Apple, chose, without bias, the Giants to capture their fifth Super Bowl in franchise history by defeating Tom Brady and the New England Patriots:
— Rob Demovsky (@RobDemovsky) September 8, 2016
I mean, “Why can’t she be biased, she’s the mom of a player?”
Well, she works at ESPN now. Therefore, it presents a bit of a problem. She also chose Eli Manning to come away with his first ever NFL MVP.
Come on Annie, the first rule of your new job is to do everything in your power to avoid the appearance of close influence. She apparently didn’t get the memo.
In all seriousness, though, nobody knows what the hell is going to happen in 2016. She might as well take the Giants.