This One NHL Twitter Account Will Make You Wish You Followed Them

A Twitter page called “Dumb Hockey Fans Say” is one of the more unique NHL feeds on social media.

Nearly two years ago, a hilarious Twitter page called Dumb Hockey Fans Say hit social media.

In the words of its biography, it posts “dumb tweets made by idiot hockey fans.” I kid you not.

The idea is ingenious: scour the interwebs for stupid comments, tweets, Facebook posts and more, and upload them in screenshot mode where the entire universe can see them.

Here are some examples:

Although Bella Castrichini evidently isn’t a hockey fan, I have trouble not cringing at this Tweet. I wonder if it ever crossed her mind that there might be a guy in hockey named Nash (you know, not of the Grier variety).

https://twitter.com/DumbHkyFansSay/status/711929431288377346

I’m not much of a Canadians fan, but lemme make this quite clear: Carey Price is the best goalie in the NHL. Injuries happen, even to Price. A “Pretty Boy Sellout?” Hmm….

https://twitter.com/DumbHkyFansSay/status/711603691451600896

Someone jumped the gun. There’s a reason Yogi Berra once said, “It ain’t over til it’s over.” It seems to be a universal hockey trend these days to assume the opposite.

https://twitter.com/DumbHkyFansSay/status/711317636500615168

This is something I can’t bash, as I’ve done it much of my life. But if this guy was serious, there’s too much absurdity on Twitter.

https://twitter.com/DumbHkyFansSay/status/711284920371564546

Oops.

https://twitter.com/DumbHkyFansSay/status/710555438933254144

Oh, the hypocrisy.

https://twitter.com/DumbHkyFansSay/status/710165025713946624

God help us all.

https://twitter.com/DumbHkyFansSay/status/707690747387109376

Hate to say this, but this comment is incredibly stupid.

https://twitter.com/DumbHkyFansSay/status/706548975994806272

Hmm…

https://twitter.com/DumbHkyFansSay/status/705417158596108289

Really now?

https://twitter.com/DumbHkyFansSay/status/704811106343239681

That’s his son. (Mic drop) ?

https://twitter.com/DumbHkyFansSay/status/703982021480161281

Eh…Not quite.

https://twitter.com/DumbHkyFansSay/status/703290042823909377

The struggle is real.

https://twitter.com/DumbHkyFansSay/status/698178204343918593

Wait… which one is it?

https://twitter.com/DumbHkyFansSay/status/697948007245996032

When you think Nazim Kadri is ISIS.

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