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The Giants shocked just about everybody last year with how they performed. Head coach Brian Daboll and his coaching staff squeezed every last bit of talent out of his roster to produce a 9-7-1 record and New York’s first trip to the playoffs since 2016.

What does Big Blue have in store for an encore? Daboll and Co. will try to reach the playoffs in consecutive years for the first time since it was done in four straight between 2005 and 2008. Securing the Wild Card would be just fine, but what if the Giants surprised everyone again by winning the NFC East?

One particular fan on Reddit is so excited for the season to start they’re already willing to sacrifice everything if that happens. There’s no way you won’t get a chuckle from reading this:

If the Giants win the NFC East, I will do whatever the top comment says
by u/NCBxx88 in NYGiants

What really got me was the “I currently have no allergies or physical limitations, show no mercy”. It looks like there’s an early leader in the clubhouse, too. The top comment at the moment is for this Reddit user to get a “good and visible” Danny Dimes tattoo.

But of course, this idea continued to morph as you scroll through the comments. We got to the point where someone said he should get a tattoo of Danny DeVito in a Daniel Jones jersey. Now that’s a sight I’d need to see with my own two eyes.

Also, these two comments are solid gold:

Comment
by u/investorsanteDOTcom from discussion If the Giants win the NFC East, I will do whatever the top comment says
in NYGiants

Comment
by u/Key_Wrongdoer_1357 from discussion If the Giants win the NFC East, I will do whatever the top comment says
in NYGiants

Like, my goodness — the things people can come up with just shows how everyone thinks differently. Neither of these things would ever cross my mind, but God Bless the Internet.

Now, it’s up to Danny Dimes and the Giants to make it happen so this guy can report back at the end of the regular season.

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Matt Musico is an editor for ESNY. He’s been writing about baseball and the Mets for the past decade. His work has been featured on numberFire, MetsMerized Online, Bleacher Report, and Yahoo! Sports.