Injured Brooklyn Nets guard Jeremy Lin is looking for answers to a question that has absolutely nothing to do with basketball.
Brooklyn Nets point guard Jeremy Lin is a smart guy. A Harvard graduate, he’s usually the guy answering questions for other people. But there’s something Lin doesn’t know, and he took to Twitter to find the answer.
Whys there always huge puddles on the ground under public male urinals? Lol people act like its a contested 3 instead of an open layup
— Jeremy Lin (@JLin7) December 14, 2017
What the heck? First of all, who goes on Twitter and asks that? Secondly, why are you wondering about what goes on in the bathroom? Shouldn’t you be focusing on rehabbing your injured right knee, the one that’s keeping out of action this season?
Anyway, Lin got answers, but none of them were probably what he was looking for. Some were funny while others took shots at him. Stephen Curry and Shaquille O’Neal both found themselves mentioned in the madness.
Cmon Jeremy, even you miss open layups.
— tdMD (@tvdMD) December 14, 2017
Not all of us are JLin, some of us are Shaq, even the freethrow cant seem to hit the mark pic.twitter.com/lIx4EnqIpP
— Steve Toffees Pierce (@ToffeesTV) December 14, 2017
Shaq’s problem in this one? He didn’t take the Happy Gilmore approach.
Legend says @StephenCurry30 always leaves the restroom floor dry.
— Genesis ??? (@INDlVlDUAL) December 14, 2017
It’s hard to argue with this take, seeing as how Curry is one of the most prolific shooters in NBA history.
— RLee (@dragon_wingz) December 14, 2017
Now if every bathroom floor looked like this it’d be an easy question to answer: Too many guys thinking they can drain shots from behind the arc.
— SoonerBorn (@MarcGrah) December 14, 2017
And SoonerBorn drops the mic.
Hope that answers your question, Jeremy. Or at least makes you think twice about asking the Twitterverse for answers to the problems that keep you up at night.