Five Things More Enjoyable Than The New York Jets-Ryan Fitzpatrick Saga

Ask Bill Belichick To Be Your Son’s Godfather

Now we’re getting to the good stuff. Now we’re approaching the stuff that’ll make you feel awfully dirty.

This is the stuff that’ll have you feeling like you’ve just sold your soul to the devil.

Asking New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick to be the godfather of your son is one of the most irreversible sins in the history of New York Jets fandom.

On a positive note, however, all you’d have to do is name him the godfather and go through the baptism. Think about it, Ernie Adams would probably be in the corner of the church with binoculars.

But I digress…

As a couple, all you’d have to do is not die. If that happens, naming Bill the godfather would mean very little.

So yeah, naming Belichick the godfather of your son is much more appropriate than suffering through a Jets-Fitzpatrick contract negotiation.