Attend A Rich Kotite Hosted Dinner Party
I can just picture it now.
You and your wife roll up to a house in the suburbs. With wine and cake in hand, you’re both greeted by the man of the hour, the hostess with the mostess: Mr. Rich Kotite.
You, your wife, Kotite, his family, and a few other couples yuk it up around the dinner table for the next couple hours. As a Jets fan, the golden opportunity to lay some of the thickest jokes at the table at Kotite’s expense would be too good to pass up.
Jokes on Kotite aside, you’d have to endure the constant emplty cheerleading this guy performed on the sidelines for his lousy 3-13 and 1-15 Jets teams.
Actually, I take it back. I’ll most definitely attend a Kotite hosted dinner party over reading about what’s going in the world of the Ryan Fitzpatrick negotiation. It’d be a pleasure.