Joakim Noah
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The New York Knicks finally said bye to Joakim Noah but not his contract. If you’re in the market for a good deed, send your boy a text.

Geoffrey Campbell

Like every toxic relationship that finally receives the ax, the New York Knicks and Joakim Noah are headed to the bar to binge drink their bad memories away and embark on new beginnings.

As per Ian Begley of ESPN, the news broke this past Saturday when it was announced that Noah was waived by the Knicks.


For the sake of NBA twitter and any/all future memes, I pray that Noah joins the Minnesota TimberBulls so that the basketball gods can complete the creation of a Tom Thibodeau voodoo doll pincushion. The slow and painful death of that franchise will be better than any telenovela you watch over the next couple of years.

But without further adieu, let’s take a look at the top 10 texts Noah received after he was waived by the Knicks:

(Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images)

10. Phil Jackson

MONTANA. NOW. 4/20. ALL DAY. EVERY DAY.

9. Luol Deng

Jimmy’s locker might be empty soon … just saying. Oh, and by the way, you owe money for that D-Rose bet. Remember. .. you told me the Bulls would build a statue of this dude in front of the United Center. Wel … they didn’t.


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