Sep 12, 2016; Bronx, NY, USA; New York Yankees second baseman Starlin Castro (14) is congratulated in the dugout after hitting a solo home run against the Los Angeles Dodgers during the second inning at Yankee Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Brad Penner-USA TODAY Sports

4. The Yankees’ pinstripes are actually ugly

After attacking players, why not attack a decades-long tradition?
Levine is probably adamant about changing the Yankees’ home uniforms because pinstripes, well, just aren’t attractive. That and they surely add ten pounds to the camera. And what President wants their team to look overweight on national television?



Since Levine knows all, he’s probably right about the pinstripes. Screw a tradition that transcends the test of time. It’s time for a change, despite being the most storied franchise in the history of the game.

We all know that the time-tested tradition of the pinstripes will not be changed, but we can only imagine the crazy opinions that are cycling through the mind of Randy Levine.

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