New York Knicks’ Joakim Noah Grabs $5.8M Chelsea Property

Thanks in part to his new mega deal with Phil Jackson and the New York Knicks, Joakim Noah scoops up this sick Chelsea home.

Money, money, money.

Did I happen to mention the word, “Money?”

Yeah, it’s that green piece of paper that makes the world go ’round. It’s also the piece of paper those who don’t possess much of look to undersell and under-hype.

Those who have it, buy houses like the one New York Knicks star big man Joakim Noah just landed.

To be more specific, Noah purchased a penthouse apartment in Chelsea for a cool $5.8M, according to Gimme Shelter.

It’s a three-bedroom, 3½-bathroom fully loaded bachelor pad.

The outside terrace includes a built-in hot tub, gas grill, wet bar and surround sound. The rest of the pad isn’t even worth detailing as all it’ll do is make you (and I) shake our heads with jealousy.

However, just to torture our souls a bit more, here are some photos:

H/T New York Post

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