— Alex Rodriguez (@AROD) December 2, 2016
Prediction #3: Yankee Stadium becomes A-Rod Corp. Park
That’s right, of course you would see a prediction about Alex Rodriguez. Alas, this prediction does not see him coming back to manage or play once again. Sorry.
No, his company, A-Rod Corp., will claim the naming rights to the stadium and forever cement his legacy as a businessman.
I mean, the Yankees didn’t even give him a proper or fair retirement send-off last season. So, I guess it’s only fair if they honor him in the best way possible: a way where he can never be forgotten for his time in New York. Ever.