Whatever you do, don’t completely transfix your attention on making duck faces and silly expressions with your phone at an MLB game.

I mean, honestly, what do you say prior to going to the ole’ ball game? “Let’s make sure we buy an incredibly long hot dog and stick our faces in front of our phones the entire time?”

Granted, it’s tough to stay focused on such garbage that is the Colorado Rockies and the Arizona Diamondbacks, but there’s a much bigger issue here.

No, it’s not the fact that this might be the number one reason fans get hit with foul balls these days. It’s that the faces these girls are make while taking “selfies” are simply outrageous. How in the ever-loving world can any girl (or guy for that matter), think it’s an awesome thing to make a “duck” or any other goofy looking face while taking a picture of yourself?

My goodness. What has our society turned into these days?

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Founder of Elite Sports NY — Formerly of FanSided — Jets, Rangers, Knicks, Yankees, Mets, Giants — Has interviewed the likes of Rob Dyrdek, Michael Waltrip and Dominique Wilkins and has seen his work shared on major publications such as Bleacher Report, Sports Illustrated, Fox Sports, Yahoo Sports, and Yardbarker.

Born as a New York Sports Fan, something unexplainable in his blood that’ll never be shaken. Remembers the Kevin Maas days, the Yankees on MSG, the Bruce Coslet era, and the Spring of ’94.

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