Injured Brooklyn Nets guard Jeremy Lin is looking for answers to a question that has absolutely nothing to do with basketball. 

Brooklyn Nets point guard Jeremy Lin is a smart guy. A Harvard graduate, he’s usually the guy answering questions for other people. But there’s something Lin doesn’t know, and he took to Twitter to find the answer.

What the heck? First of all, who goes on Twitter and asks that? Secondly, why are you wondering about what goes on in the bathroom? Shouldn’t you be focusing on rehabbing your injured right knee, the one that’s keeping out of action this season?

Anyway, Lin got answers, but none of them were probably what he was looking for. Some were funny while others took shots at him. Stephen Curry and Shaquille O’Neal both found themselves mentioned in the madness.

Ouch.

Shaq’s problem in this one? He didn’t take the Happy Gilmore approach.

It’s hard to argue with this take, seeing as how Curry is one of the most prolific shooters in NBA history.

Now if every bathroom floor looked like this it’d be an easy question to answer: Too many guys thinking they can drain shots from behind the arc.

And SoonerBorn drops the mic.

Hope that answers your question, Jeremy. Or at least makes you think twice about asking the Twitterverse for answers to the problems that keep you up at night.