Check out this brilliant shirt from Clark Toys: A Bartolo Colon littered piece that’ll have any New York Mets fan go crazy.
Is it possible that too much of Big Sexy is a bad thing?
Nah. No way.
This is the same outlook Clark Toys has taken with their beautiful new masterpiece.
Check out the photo above, as I’m sure you already have. New York Mets veteran starting pitcher Bartolo Colon has his Big Sexy of a face littered across a t-shirt.
No sexy body; no home runs; no pitching arm; no batting helmet falling off his head while taking a gargantuan swing; just Bart’s face in all his glory.